The top 8
Reasons I know I’ve had too much to drink
8. I have urinated on myself
7. I am completely lost in a foreign place and it takes me two hours to get home
6. I am in Palmerston North and I spend two hours trying to find my way home
5. I am frothing at the mouth
4. I spill my drink (surprisingly I hardly ever do this)
3. I have passed out by 7pm
2. I completely fail to recognise that a hot girl is hitting on me
1. It’s 3pm Tuesday at work and I still can’t see properly
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