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The boys night - almost

Take one round table. Add a set of poker chips, a deck of cards and six relatively sober guys. Mix in some beer and whiskey. Simmer for a couple of hours.

Foo fighting in Wellington

I’ve been talking about it for ages and it finally came and went. What did I think?

The weekend that was Return 2 Palooza part II

It was Saturday. The official day for Return 2 Palooza. And after two solid nights of drinking you would think a morning of rest and revitalisation was needed. However this was not the case. A few of us decided 11am was the start time.

The weekend that was Return 2 Palooza part I

Well last weekend was one of my busiest weekends this year drinking wise. A 3-day bender as these things have become known. Of course I didn’t manage this all by myself. No, I had some friends help me.

The top 8

Moments from the weekend that was Return 2 Palooza
8. Chasing cars down the road naked.
7. The drunken back neighbour smashing his way through the corrogated iron fence at 10am to drink beverages with us.
6. The lemon fight. Half of the crew on the back neigbours lawn, half on our lawn.
5. Heps, his cell phone, and spending $250 on his credit card Friday night on various shots of liquers at China Inn.
4. Helping some random Maori kid with a stab wound at 3.30am on Saturday morning whilst his mates go about stealing Pumba’s car from down the driveway.
3. The fire brigade showing up to put out a “small” fire on the lawn and Heps trying to run in the way of the water jet from the fire hose.
2. Borrowing the hockey females table early Saturday morning and telling them we will return it in “about an hour”. Then returning it to them Sunday morning in burnt pieces.
1. Whitley and his full-body green leotard after multiple attempts running through another neighbours corrogated fence.

Indoor Soccer

It’s been a while since I’ve played soccer let alone indoor soccer. But when given the chance last night to play I jumped at it.

The top 8

Excuses to give your boss on Monday as to why you’re late.
8. You think you might have caught an STI on Saturday night and wanted to get yourself checked out.
7. Your friend was arrested on Sunday night for public urination after a “Sunday Session”. He required picking up from the Police Station as he was still in no state to walk anywhere.
6. Things got a little crazy on Saturday night and you woke up in a “unfamiliar” city on Sunday afternoon. The trip back took longer than expected.
5. You realised that when you got to work you had no pants on and had to drive back home to get some.
4. You decided to skip the first couple of hours of work “‘coz you only spent that time surfin’ the net anyways”.
3. You thought that someone was following you so you wanted to “lose” them. You then realised it was your flatmate and she was trying to give you your lunch which you forgot.
2. You don’t actually give your boss an excuse. You sit down at your desk and start working like you have been there all morning. Your boss is perplexed.
1. You got your car stuck on the front lawn of your workplace. The police are investigating.

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